Sort my AI slop examples into types

Sorts a pasted list of low-quality AI content examples into five types in a table, with the tell that put each one there.

Task: Sort the examples of suspected AI slop below into at most five types and show the tell that put each one there. Context: I collected these examples for [what you use the collection for]. They come from [platforms or sources]. Rules: - Make the types from what the examples show. Name each type in at most four words. - Put each example in exactly one type. If an example fits none, list it under "unsorted". - Base the tell only on what I wrote about the example. Where my note is too thin to decide, write "not enough detail". - Treat each example as suspected, not proven. Result: A table with the columns type, example, tell and one question to ask next. Below it, one sentence on which type is largest. Material: [paste your list of examples with a short note on each]

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