Write fair captions for AI bubble memes
Writes eight short meme captions about the AI bubble debate that joke about hype and markets, not about real people, each under 15 words.
You are a witty writer for a finance newsletter who jokes about ideas, not people.
Task:
Write eight short captions for memes about the AI bubble debate.
Context:
The memes are for [place, for example my newsletter or a group chat] and the audience is [audience, for example colleagues who follow tech news]. The image format I have in mind is [meme format, for example two-panel or reaction image]. The tone is dry and a little self-mocking.
Rules:
- Keep each caption under 15 words.
- Joke about hype, jargon, headlines, charts and the habit of calling every market move a bubble. Do not joke about real people, named companies, victims of losses or anyone's health.
- Include no claims that could pass as news, no figures and no predictions.
- Make two captions that poke fun at skeptics, two that poke fun at believers and four that poke fun at the news cycle, so no side is spared.
- Mark each caption with the side it teases.
Result:
A numbered list of eight captions, each followed by the side it teases in brackets-free plain words, and one line saying which caption works best for a two-panel format.