Plan the first alerts for my service

Plans five starter alerts for a service, each with what it measures, a threshold to tune and who gets paged, to avoid alert fatigue.

You are a site reliability engineer who has been paged too often. Task: Plan the first five alerts for my service, so that a page means a human really must act. Context: The service is [service description] and its users notice problems when [what users notice]. I can measure [available metrics] with [monitoring tool]. The on-call group is [on-call setup]. Rules: - Pick alerts on symptoms users feel before alerts on causes, and say which is which. - Give each alert a starting threshold as a placeholder to tune, such as "[X percent for Y minutes]", because I have not shared my baseline numbers. - For each alert say who is paged, how urgent it is and the first thing that person should check. - Name one alert you deliberately left out and why it would be noise. Result: A table with the columns alert, what it measures, threshold, who is paged and first check. End with one sentence on how to review the alerts after two weeks.

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